Alec: When can we expect your first nude scene?
Tina: Um…*laughs* I, obviously never, but…
Alec: No seriously.
Tina: I took my shirt off in Mean Girls. That’s about the extent of it.
Alec: You did?! Did they cut that out, was that in the movie?!
Tina: No, it’s in the first 10 minutes.
Alec: You’re topless?!
Tina: I have a bra on.
Alec: You have a bra on.
Tina: Yeah.
Alec: Well, let me run this by you again. When will you do your first NUDE scene?
Tina: My first nude scene…um…
Alec: We have a lot of time, Tina. Plenty of time.
*Tina laughs*
Tina: Maybe if I…no. Never. Never! Of course never! Of course not! Nobody wants to see that! That’s a mess!
Alec: But what if, what if you were a serious dramatic actress…
Tina: Right. If it was like…
Alec: What if you were doing a movie and, sometimes this is how it happens, the scene is a little unscripted, a little loose, and you’re doing a scene with like Mark Wahlberg or some other really kind of studly leading man…
*Tina laughs*
Alec: And the director, while you were getting into it, and it all seems right, and it seems like a good film and the director said “Tina, how about a little…” *Alec makes taking off shirt motion* What would you do?
Tina: No, no, no.